Noone believed me when I introduced them to the Shakespearean programming language, or the whitespace programming language.

Well now believe me when I say that LOLCode is a true language! It allows you harness the power of a thousand teenage script-kiddies, and emanate elegant code such as :

HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
I HAS A VAR
GIMMEH VAR
IZ VAR BIGGER THAN 10?
YARLY
BTW this is true
VISIBLE “BIG NUMBER!”
NOWAI
BTW this is false
VISIBLE “LITTLE NUMBER!”
KTHX
KTHXBYE

FINALLY we can get back to real programming…..